🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

BTC JUST CRASHED -7% AGAIN 📉💀

Don't worry. We told you it was garbage. You're welcome. 🗑️

⚠️ WARNING: THIS IS GARBAGE ⚠️

$GARBAGE

The only coin that ADMITS it's trash 🗑️
Built on Solana · Powered by Cope · Backed by Nothing

CURRENT PRICE $0.000000069 ▼ -99.9% (EXACTLY AS EXPECTED)

🗑️ BUY THE GARBAGE WHY THO? 💀

↓ SCROLL DOWN (INTO THE TRASH) ↓

4,206REKT HOLDERS

$0.00USEFUL UTILITY

-7%BTC TODAY 📉

1HONEST COIN

"Everyone said crypto would make them rich.
BTC crashed. LUNA died. FTX stole everything.
So we made the GARBAGE coin.
At least we warned you." 🗑️😂

THE CRYPTO GRAVEYARD 🪦

ALL COINS ARE GARBAGE. HERE'S THE PROOF.

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BITCOIN

-7%

"I was supposed to go to 100K bro..."

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LUNA

-99%

RIP 2022. Gone but not forgotten. Actually forgotten.

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FTX

REKT

"Not your keys not your coins." — everyone after FTX

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YOUR ALT BAGS

-95%

Still holding. Still hoping. Still garbage. 🗑️

WHY $GARBAGE? 🤔

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100% HONEST

Every other coin lies to you. We just skip to the part where your bags are worthless. Refreshing, right?

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BUILT FOR THE DIP

While BTC pretends it'll hit $1M, we already live at the bottom. We can't go lower. Probably.

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NO ROADMAP

We lost it in the trash. Also LUNA had a roadmap. Look how that ended. Roadmaps are garbage anyway.

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NO PROMISES

No "100x guaranteed". No "diamond hands to the moon". Just garbage. Pure, certified, beautiful garbage.

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COMMUNITY COPE

We're all in the bin together. At least we're laughing about it. Join the most self-aware community in crypto.

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NOT A DOG COIN

Not a dog. Not a frog. Not a cat. Just pure, unbranded, original GARBAGE. Truly one of a kind.

GARBAGECONOMICS 📊

AKA: WHERE DOES THE GARBAGE GO?

50%

BURNED 🔥

Into the bin. Gone forever. Just like your LUNA bags. RIP.

25%

LIQUIDITY 💧

Locked. Unlike FTX which "locked" your funds too lol. We actually locked it.

15%

COMMUNITY 🗑️

For the people in the bin. Airdrops, meme contests, and group therapy sessions.

10%

MARKETING 📢

To tell more people their portfolios are garbage. Someone has to do it.

CHAIN: SOLANA 🟣 | SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $GARBAGE | TAX: 0/0 (GARBAGE HAS NO VALUE TO TAX) | TEAM: 0% (THEY ALREADY RUGGED)

THE GARBAGE MAP 🗺️

(NOT A ROADMAP. THOSE ARE GARBAGE.)

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PHASE 1 — THE AWAKENING

Realized all crypto is garbage. Created $GARBAGE. Felt good about it. BTC crashed the same day we launched. Perfect timing. 🗑️

COMPLETED

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PHASE 2 — THE SPREADING

Tell the world their bags are garbage. CoinGecko listing. CMC listing. Make every crypto influencer admit they hold garbage. DEX launch.

IN PROGRESS

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PHASE 3 — THE ACCEPTANCE

Everyone accepts crypto is garbage. $GARBAGE becomes the official currency of cope. CEX listing. Binance lists $GARBAGE (they list everything anyway).

SOON™

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PHASE 4 — THE MOON

$GARBAGE goes to the moon. Wait no. Goes to the bin on the moon. Moon bin. Same thing really. 1 $GARBAGE = 1 $GARBAGE. Always.

PROBABLY NEVER

FREQUENTLY ASKED 🤡

Is $GARBAGE a good investment? ▶

No. Absolutely not. We named it GARBAGE. What did you expect? But also... LUNA was supposed to be good and look what happened. At least we're honest.

Will it go to the moon? ▶

The moon is garbage too. Have you seen it? It's just a big rock with craters. Nothing on the moon. $GARBAGE fits right in. So yes. Moon. Eventually. Maybe. No.

Is this a rug pull? ▶

We can't rug pull garbage. Who steals garbage? Nobody. Your bags are safe in the bin where they belong. LP is locked. Not going anywhere. Unlike your other coins. 😂

Why should I buy this over BTC or ETH? ▶

BTC just crashed -7%. ETH has been "about to flip BTC" for 5 years. At least $GARBAGE doesn't pretend. We're already at the bottom. The only way is sideways. 🗑️

What is the utility of $GARBAGE? ▶

It makes you laugh. In this market that's worth more than any roadmap. Also you can tell people you literally hold garbage and be 100% correct for the first time in crypto history.

Who is the team? ▶

Anonymous. Like every other coin. But we're not hiding because we're scared — we're hiding because we live in the bin and it's dark in here. 🗑️

BUY THE GARBAGE 🗑️

You've come this far. You might as well buy some. 😂

▶ DEPLOYING SOON — JOIN TELEGRAM TO GET CA FIRST 🗑️

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HOW TO BUY:
1. GET A SOLANA WALLET (PHANTOM) 👻
2. BUY SOL (YOU KNOW HOW, YOU'VE BEEN REKT BEFORE)
3. GO TO RAYDIUM OR JUPITER
4. PASTE CA AND SWAP
5. WELCOME TO THE BIN 🗑️